Joey Maddux's Page of Backstreet Boys.

J !!!!!JUST KIDDING!!!!! J

Ha ha ha, you came to MY site! Of all the GOOD sites you could have gone to, you had to pick MY crappy one. Well, thanx...I guess. I don't like making web pages. Once I get this one up and running, I think that I'll be much happier, because I'll just have to add all the gay shit that you all want, instead of making the whole pointless thing. I will dedicate a part of my site to pictures of me, and my friends, including Shelli, my girlfriend.

Man, this page is going to suck big floppy donkey dick (There you go, Shelli. That's your favorite phrase!). What I need to make it better than this shit is a good HTML editing program. I'm too lazy to learn HTML myself (fuck you Aaron & Tyler), so I'm using Microsoft Word 2000. Isn't that cheap? I could at least use Microsoft Front Page or something like that. Fuck all of you that think that this is a dumb web page. I kind of agree, but I can't say much bad about it because after all, I did make it myself with my cool computer. How many of you can say that you made your web site on a 750 Mhz Pentium III? Like...None of you. So, up yours! Is this stupid or what? I wish that I had something to talk about. I could tell you my plans!

Well, this spring I plan to be in track, so I've already started conditioning myself for that. I'm going to be driving pretty soon, so I'm looking forward to that. Damn, this is so gay. I'm getting a headache, so I'm just going to get off here and think about boobs and peanut butter. Bye you losers!

Quote of the day:

Wednesday, February 23, 2000

"Fuck it all! Fuck this world! Fuck everything that you stand for! Don't belong! Don't exist! Don't give a shit! Don't ever judge me!" Slipknot

Here?s a taste of my sexiness for all the unfortunate ladies that are at my page!